I’m posting this quote from Nicky Gumbel’s book, Questions of Life, just for fun. I had a good laugh over the responses, hope you do too.
“One hospital chaplain listed some of the replies he was given to the question, ‘Would you like Holy Communion?’ These are some of the answers:
‘No thanks, I’m Church of England.’
‘No thanks, I asked for cornflakes.’
‘No thanks, I’ve never been circumcised.’”